Ashton Kutcher Is THAT Much of a Hottie.

just wanted to remind you why ASHTON KUTCHER is the HOTTEST GUY EVER!!!

finally.im updating again.

not that it matters cuz no one reads my blog.
im sucha loser.hah!whats new??


so many things have happened to me
these past few days.from the weird, to the
WEIRDEST.so which one should i start?
i'll start with the recent one i guess
cuz i cant seem to remember the olders
weird events.


i had work last saturday,dated 20th jan 2007.
well,it was well after 10 pm and i figured out there
would be no one using the toilet at my workplace.
being fickle minded,i didnt know whether to use the
normal toilet or the toilet in the shower room.i wanted to
have a bigger space so i decided to go for the shower with
the toilet in it.i saw cubicle no. 1 and saw that the door was
unlocked.as a normal human being would assume,i knew
it for sure that its empty.so here i go,so excited to pee at
the big shower room,and saw something.oh its nothing,
just a naked man...........ITS A BLOODY NAKED MAN!!!!!
wads wrong with these people!!arent u like supposed to lock
ur doors while having a shower?!i got the shock of my life and
just ran like nobody's business.i hope the naked guy didn't see me
cuz if he did,then wouldnt he be ashamed?actually,i dont think he
would cuz its like their culture to not lock their doors when they
shower...maybe.im nt sure.well whatever it is,it might scare little girls..
like me.for that,i got so disturbed that i just stayed in the kitchen
for a whole 15 mins.before i went out,i checked whether the
guy was still there.thank god,he isnt.the only good thing
that comes out of this is like...hes kinda cute at first.after seeing
him naked,that totally changed the whole cute outlook.
yeuch!!!maybe i wunt call this weird.its just disturbing.





2nd weird and disgusting event that happened today.
khaldun aka dirty boy spitted his food all over me.
he was chewing his food happily and i guess he's dat much
of a glutton,wanting to finish every bit of food on his plate as
fast as he can,and i guess he choked on his food.and boom!!!
next thing i know,spit and pieces of food that smelt like bile
was all over me.IT WAS THAT DISGUSTING.of cuz blood was
boiling and i got so pissed that i shouted at south canteen.
it wasnt a teeny weeny bit funny.i mean,I SMELT LIKE BILE!!!!
that is like fuckin disgustin!!!sulas,being the nice girl,helped me
cleaned up the shit vomited upon me.after a while,i thot it was
a bit funny and i laughed.but at the same time,still cursing
khaldun and shouting.everyone was starin but i didnt care
cuz it was dat funny and tat smelly.haha.

Everything is SUCH A DRAG!!!!

im beginnin to hate these days.i've been feelin
so much under the weather cause of
1.the weather!
goodness,someone just kidnap(wait,im nt a kid so
am i suppose to be teen-nap?hmm.)me and throw me in
a suitcase and fly me to california or san diego
or WHEREVER SUNNY!!!!!!
i've been feelin so goddamn lazy and tired and all i
wanna do is just sleep and eat and make myself FAT!!
the sad part is,i actually have to go study for this upcomin
statistics test which will cost me 30% if i freakin flunk
the stupid test!tests sucks!!!all i've done for the past three
days is watch tv,stare at the rain then fall asleep and
then wakin up to watch tv again with my so called
mini fridge beside me!!the only positive outcome from this
is maybe JUST MAYBE i'll get fatter!!!!



2.i said no to the guy i liked.
yes,to my own amazement,i actually do have a love life.
just that it just isnt what i had been dreaming of all this while.
why cant love be easier?why must there be commitment?
why oh why oh why?!?!?!?!..sigh i miss him...SIGH!!!...



3.projects makes me feel cranky!
seriously,i get so stressed up just thinkin about projects!
i got two projects due before the BIG ASSHOLIC EXAMS!
but i havent even take a look at the instructions papers.
come to think of it,i dont even know where the heck they
are!goodness.im so literally and physically DEAD!.






someone just shoot me in the head!

A TOTAL RIPOFF!!!!!!

1.McCafe.
a total ripoff!!Double Chocolate costs like
$3.50ish and it tastes like....CRAP!!!!
come to think of it,it was so BLAND!!!
being tasteless and expensive is another thing,
but how is oreo and chocolate DOUBLE CHOCO?!??
oreo is not even choco to start with!!...
A TOTAL RIPOFF!!!!


2.that program show,Girls Aloud.
i think thats the title.i feel like that show
is like an awful-er remake of Simple Life.
you know how Paris and Nicole has to
experience different jobs to earn their
money to go back home(hollywood ryte??)
well in this case,we have Rosalyn(aka Paris
as she is the taller one)and XiaXue(i dunt
noe who she is but shes buttugly and shes
short so im guessing shes Nicole)tryin out different
jobs and being totally outrageous.(of course its ok
for Paris and Nicole to be outrageous,THEY'RE HOT!!!)
but attitude wise,XiaXue is like Paris and Rosalyn is the
sane one.(i think nicole is sane)




ergh!!!!

I WANNA HAVE A BOYFRIEND.....NOW!!!!!!!!

its so awfully irritating when u're hanging ard
with people in relationship........they're so......
FULL OF LOVE U NOE!!!dats quite annoying
coz i always have this certain dissing session with
my mates where we will jus like diss other people
be it our friends or anyone.(ok,so we're mean,but
its all in the name of fun!!)

most of my friends noware either in a relationship,
chasing someone or being chased after by
someone.my friends' partners will all
be interlink and some way or another,we all know
each other.so here i go,dissing this girl and my friend
who likes her will get angry.a few months b4,
he didnt care a hoot abouthow she would feel
if she heard whutever i said about her.
(anyway,i just made fun of the girl.
even when the girl is der,i'd still make fun of her.
its nt like im talkin bhind her back or
whutever okay??)



so why do i need a bf?
1.to be filled with love
2.get rid of all the hatred in me(yeah ryte!!!)
3.to talk about my partner.(be it bad or nice)
4.to have that daze in ur eyes whenever u talk
about ur partner.
5.to be smiling even at his lames stupidest joke.
6.to kick him ard.
7.to punch him hard.
8.to shout at him when im mad.
9.to curse him whenever i want to.
10.to be pampered by him.
11.to be showered with gifts.
12.to ignore him.
13.to get angry with him.
14.to tease him.
15.to let him carry my bag.
16.to hold his hand.
17.to let him hold my clammy hand.
18.to play hard to get.
19.did i mention to kick him?
20.did i mention to punch him.


IM NOT ASKIN FOR MUCH YOU KNOW!!!!


so basically,those are one of the reasons to why i NEED
a bf...and ya!!i forgot to love him..yep..thats it.
anyway,im still waiting for ashton kutcher to ask me out.
still waiting!!!

Cool Things To Do When You're A Loser.

1.Go on a blind date.
woahhh....i think going on a blind date really is cool.
whats cool about it is that....YOU DONT KNOW
WHOS YOUR PARTNER GONNA BE!!!!
if u're lucky,u'll get some hot guy.(but come to
think of it,why would hot guys go on a blind date?
they're already hot enough and dont need
blind dates.but whutever)well, if u're just
unfortunate,just try to have fun with the guy.
but its so full of suspense right?!?!...
i love suspense.


2.Watch Porn.
cause you lack of that certain charm to go out with
any girls(or guys!!),i guess you might have that
sexual desire building up and not "realeasing" your desires.
watching porn is good.
you can just watch porn even when u're bored.
(Note:if u havent realised,porn might makes
u get a LITTLE too excited.watch at your own risk)

3.Go do voluntary stuff.
im not saying that volunteers are losers.but losers tend
to get a whole lot of spare time and instead of just
waiting for it to pass,might as well u spend it meaningfully
right??..i am so right...

4.Join dating channels.
you might actually find ur soulmate!!!...or not...
but...GIVE IT A SHOT!!!


5.Stalk your hot neighbour.
yea.this is cool.stalking hot girls(or guys)
is such a cool thing to do.it takes time and
its suspenseful.for example,you might get
lucky and see them changing...COOL!!!
if u dunt have a hot neighbour,
even that old lady living next to u will do.
if u're lucky,u might see her just sleeping....
yaaaa......COOL OR WHUT!?!?!?

6.Blog about "Cool Things To Do When You're A Loser."
well,that explains why im bloggin abt this.


Just continue being a loser.
if you're so good at that,WHY CHANGE?!?!
sheesh.
Note:these are only applied for losers.

Victim,Every Tueday,Me.

yea.its me alright.its always me.damn.
but its funny.ok.so from my title,what i'm trying
to say is,EVERY TUESDAY,I'LL BE THE VICTIM
OF MY ANNOYING CLASSMATES' PRANKS.


what was the prank abt today.basically,carrying me
to this lecture room,which is "bald"(bald here means that
the chairs had been stripped off from the room) just like
rahman's bald and ugly toyol-lookin head.yeah.so its dark
and stuffy.its supposedly scary.



for the first time,i SO GREATLY appreciate my legs.
(okay,im so so so so lying here.i like my legs.infact,
I LOVE THEM!!!)
i pushed my feet against anything that would stop me
from going into the room.haha.i succeeded!!!...



2nd try,they got me in,cuz i was like..."okay,lets just
get this over and done with"..so in the end,i struggled
for abit and it ended up me,rahman and lee were in
the room together!!...hahah..damn losers.wanna play
a prank on me but they themselves got "prank-ed"
(is there even such a word????)



my classmates are beyond help.they are oh so crazy.....
WHICH MAKES LIFE MUCH MORE FUN!!!!!!....
after the prank thingy,we played ICE AND WATER!!!
outside NYP's Auditorium!!!.


so a crazy bunch of maniacs were there,running ard
and makin noise like as if its no bloody business of ours
and best of all,the security guard on duty was jus watchin.
HE HAD F TO THE U TO THE NN in him i suppose.
not like the other guard who didnt like FUN!!!!
party pooper!!!!




most craziest bunch of people,most irritating bunch of people,
but...I LOVE THEM!!!!!.....